Heya one of my nicknames is Wolfgang
and that's a male name, at least here in Germany
and i am not male
and one of our cats goes by the same name
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gingerphoenix:

kanayagoddessofsass:

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

p0kemina:

fragmentedd:

Beauty or brains? 

Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously? 

Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.

Slam fuckin’ dunk thank u

fuckyeahjournalss:

Jonathan Harris (b. August 27, 1979) is an artist and computer scientist whose work explores the relationship between humans and technology.

For more information go to his website here.

poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go

it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

alegbra:

a few quick reminders:

- that thing you did that was kind of embarrassing and weird, everyone else forgot about that already

- you look fine today, if you can’t notice something on your face standing 6 feet from a mirror then nobody else will either

- if something is out of your…

onlylolgifs:

I haven’t seen you in a week and this is what I get??